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Ahautenites
December 1st, 2005, 03:44 PM
When you read the subject heading from an e-mail from Kraft Kitchens that says "Get Set For Holiday Baking", and your first thought is to wonder if the Kraft people made Him into a cookie jar.

(And your second thought is to wonder just how long a Set cookie jar would actually last, given His extreme dislike of disgustingly cute stuff.)

[And your third thought is, if He let the cookie jar remain in existence, you wonder exactly what terrible fate would befall anyone who unwittingly stole so much as a cookie crumb from HIS very own jar full of HIS very own cookies.]


Feel free to add your own. Or just shake your head and wonder what new bizarre thing Jenn will say next.

Ahautenites
December 1st, 2005, 03:50 PM
When you read the subject heading from an e-mail from Kraft Kitchens that says "Get Set For Holiday Baking", and your first thought is to wonder if the Kraft people made Him into a cookie jar.

(And your second thought is to wonder just how long a Set cookie jar would actually last, given His extreme dislike of disgustingly cute stuff.)

[And your third thought is, if He let the cookie jar remain in existence, you wonder exactly what terrible fate would befall anyone who unwittingly stole so much as a cookie crumb from HIS very own jar full of HIS very own cookies.]


Feel free to add your own. Or just shake your head and wonder what new bizarre thing Jenn will say next.

Ahautenites
December 1st, 2005, 06:23 PM
Aha. This stupid thread DID post. Twice.

(Sorry for the dupe. MW was acting up on me earlier. It froze in the middle of my trying to post it, and then it refused to let me visit MW at all for about 20 minutes.)

Zephyrstorm
December 1st, 2005, 07:05 PM
lol
But you know a Set cookie jar would soooo kick butt. :D

but maybe that's just me.

Neheti

Ahautenites
December 1st, 2005, 07:40 PM
**snickers** Oh, it totally would. If I ever saw one, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. (He'd probably demand that I fill it with ginger snaps -- which He likes, btw.. He loves carrot cake and spice cake, too -- or else those Red Hots heart-shaped cinnamon candies.)

TaysatWesir
December 1st, 2005, 08:20 PM
I probably would have thought the same thing. :lol:

argento_occhi
December 3rd, 2005, 01:12 PM
*imagines a Cooking with Set show* *giggles*

Ahautenites
December 3rd, 2005, 02:55 PM
**snerks** This would lead to the "Dining Out With Set Show (Now That He's Gotten Ticked Off And Broken Everything In The Kitchen)".

argento_occhi
December 3rd, 2005, 03:11 PM
And after that, the "Redecorating Resturants with Set Show (when He's destroyed it over something)"

Ishtara
December 3rd, 2005, 10:04 PM
*imagines a Cooking with Set show* *giggles*

Set... cooking show... I can see how "BAM!" would suddenly take on a completely different meaning! :lol: _inabox_