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Cain
May 25th, 2006, 06:09 PM
An essay on Chaos

Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Chaos. At first glance Chaos may seem unenchanting, however its study is a necessity for any one wishing to intellectually advance beyond their childhood. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Chaos is rarely given rational consideration by the aristocracy, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Chaos. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Chaos.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the inner hero' [1], he must have been referning to Chaos. A society without Chaos is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Chaos. I haven�t. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Chaos, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. We will begin by looking at the Greek-Roman model of economics.

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What a splendid graph. Even a child could work out that transport costs will eventually break free from the powerful influence of Chaos, but not before we see a standardised commercial policy for all. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing Chaos and political feeling.

To quote award winning journalist Augstin Rock 'consciousness complicates a myriad of progressions.' [2] One cannot help but agree when faced with Chaos, that this highlights an important issue. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Chaos.
The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow Chaos to win our vote?

Conclusion

We can conclude that the Chaos parades along man's streets and man waves back. It establishes order, brought up a generation and most importantly it perseveres.

I will leave the last word to the famous Wyclef Zeta-Jones 'Chaos is the new rock and roll! And the new opera!' [3]


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[1] Flankton - The Complete History - 1999 Fantastico Publishing

[2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing

[3] Weekly Chaos - Issue 54 - Rhino Media

Little Billy
May 25th, 2006, 09:58 PM
That's entirely too scholarly.

And you know what THAT means.

Cain
May 27th, 2006, 02:02 AM
That I was bullshitting all along?

maphdet
May 27th, 2006, 02:24 AM
Nothing is certain,
anything is possible,
even you BS Cain.

:)

Vincent Verthaine
May 28th, 2006, 03:23 PM
Nothing is certain,
anything is possible,
even you BS Cain.

:)
BS makes the flowers grow,and that's beautiful.

Nice essay Cain.
There is one thing I disagree with, though.

I believe our aristocracy understands chaos all to well.
As a matter of fact,they are masters at it.

With the exception of the religious elite,no other group has caused so much discord,confusion,and strife as the aristocracy has.
Makes us discordians seem like total amatuers by comparision.

You got to admire them though.
No matter how much suffering and misery is going around them(and make no mistake,they are the cause of a lot of it) you better believe they aren't going to be affected by it except to profit from it.And you better believe they'll find a way to profit from it.

Truly evolutionary marvels.A group of humans that have learned the benefits of social parasitism.

That's why they instill of fear of chaos amongst the peasents.
If the peasants truly understood the nature of chaos,they would realize the aristocracy for the 6000 year old parasite it is.
And me say that just because they "create jobs",does not give them the right to be such a-holes throughout history.

There is no terror the aristocracy dread is the fear of us chumps will wise up to what the aristocrocy is doing right in front of our faces.
They don't call what happenened in France 200 yrs ago the "Reign of Terror" for nothing.
But tell you what,I bet you the aristocracy was a lot nicer to the "help" for a few years afterward.
For all the misery,wars,and suffering they've caused mankind through out the milleniums,I see no problem with an uprising against them every couple of generations and so when they are getting a little too big for their britches, lining a few of the more obnoxious aristocracy against the wall,and blowing them away to send a messege to the rest that they need to chill out for a while.
And I think we are long over due.

Thunder
May 28th, 2006, 03:35 PM
That I was bullshitting all along?

Et tu Cain?

Little Billy
May 28th, 2006, 10:27 PM
That I was bullshitting all along?


You disappoint me so...