Pornographic Drinking Devices Are Last Straw For KY Mom

[Philosophia]

Pornographic Drinking Devices Are Last Straw For KY Mom

What do you think the shape represents?

From here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/19/pornographic-drinking-dev_n_92339.html).

I think it looks like a rocket. :)

[RoseKitten]

Well, I knew wal-mart was evil... but I didn't realize it was horny too! :T I think this woman is crazy. Oh, and the "moral right" and watchdog attitude... did you look at her receipt? :lol: She's a healthy mom to boot! :rollingla Some people need to find better things to do with their time than see something phallic where it really isn't.

[Caitlin.ann]

I heard about this before..I think the mom is being a bit lame about it. Its not a huge deal at all.

[Toby Stimpson]

Oh for goodness sakes...

Seriously, so what if it does look like a penis? DONT buy them.

and of it's in a mixed pack, well honestly it was not intended to be that way.

[Glowy]

*rolls eyes* ... this woman needs a hobby, or she really needs to get some.

[Sage Rainsong]

You know, I think I need more coffee. When I read the title....Let's just say that I didn't think that KY was Kentucky lol!

[Flaire-FireStar]

Well...you know where her mind is. :foh:

Good grief.

[WokeUpDead]

It doesn't look all that much like a penis.

[halfwaynowhere]

i think it looks like a pair of scissors.

[Heart of All]

I think the woman is crazy. Her three year old daughter isn't going to recognize it as a penis, and all this lady is doing is teaching her daughter that whatever shape that straw is is a bad shape. She's contributing to the pathos of sex that her daughter is going to have to grow up with.

Seriously, just throw out the ones you don't like and get on with it.

[TheWomanMonster]

cut off the offending part and have short straws?
LOL or maybe that's a bad idea...

[Toki Wartooth]

You know, I think I need more coffee. When I read the title....Let's just say that I didn't think that KY was Kentucky lol!

XD I thought the same way!

...I had no idea what it was supposed to look like until I read comments. I think it looks like a blot from the Rorschach ink blot test, but that's me. I think kids can believe that's a rocket ship, especially at a very young age.

[Crysiira]

If the woman thinks that's so bad, she should go into a real porn shop and check out the real penis straws. She'll flee back to WalMart and its vaguely pear-shaped straws so fast....

[Bettie]

That doesn't look much like a cock to me. More of a kid's drawing of a rocket, or something....

[sarabethv]

So obviously she can't throw those two away, and her daughter will never see a penis.

[aluokaloo]

so what? if it offends you don't buy it, don't look at it. I'll bet she's a kinky closet pervert. I think those straws are funny!

[IvyWitch]

It looks like a squiggly line to me....

And, if that's what she thinks a penis looks like, then I feel really sorry for her.

[Old Witch]

I'm sorry, kinda looks like the space shuttle to me...When got pregnant, she must have have had her eyes closed tightly and was in a pitch black room, 'cause she never saw it coming....

[Kraven_Obscuria]

This stuff always gets me. Why is nudity taboo in our culture?

The most natural of things is the human body, whereas violence is portrayed everywhere in TV and video games and movies because it sells, yet nudity is more offensive. I would think an image of a gun on a straw would be more offensive as something destructive, instead of a phallic symbol which is pro creative and life giving..... go figure!

[LostSheep]

It always seems ironic to me that the children they're always so desperate to protect wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the subject that they're trying to protect them from.

:-/

[Kraven_Obscuria]

It always seems ironic to me that the children they're always so desperate to protect wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the subject that they're trying to protect them from.

:-/

My point exactly, LostSheep!

[Halstrom]

I don't get how that it is any way shape or form pornographic. It looks like a rocket to me.

[SphinYote]

It looks no more like a penis than the cross does.

Oh well. If I find any I'll keep them with the sporks as evil eating-ware.

I wonder if she owns a turkey baster.

[Lunacie]

You suppose she objects to naming boy children "Dick"?

I knew a whole family whose family name was Dick.
My married name looks like a mispelling of phallus.

...turkey basters, yeah! :lol:

[imapepper]

The devil is everywhere! :smileroll

[Shawn Blackwolf]

First thing I saw , was a woman's torso , with a
large butt...then I noticed someone else thought
that , in the news story commentaries...

So...a solution..market them as Booty Call straws ,
for rappers...:lol:

[dani]

sometimes a straw
is just a ... straw.

:nyah:

[Meadhbh]

I know some one in Kentucky whose not having a great sex life. Its a straw, I agree if you don't like it don't buy it.

[TuathaSidhe]

Looked like a penis to me...........................







I've been deprived the past 6 weeks so its not hard for my head to go to the gutter, lol.


Other than that...geez, I wonder if she is just looking for something to complain about?

[enchancea]

Looks like a penis to me...but then again I'm a pervert. Some people just aren't happy unless they have something to complain about. I don't see the big deal with the straw.

[Lenfantdefleur]

Speaking of anal mothers. One day when i was waitressing, this mother came in with her sons. The hostess' boyfriend was there and so she visited her boyfriend's table. The mom was utterly pist because she was rubbing the back of his neck. OMG! I know a whole lot of worse things than that. And she didn't tip me because of it. Like a had control over what happened. Good god.

[Phoenix Blue]

Pornographic Drinking Devices Are Last Straw For KY Mom
If she thinks it's pornographic, she should shove it up her arse.

[RoseKitten]

Speaking of anal mothers. One day when i was waitressing, this mother came in with her sons. The hostess' boyfriend was there and so she visited her boyfriend's table. The mom was utterly pist because she was rubbing the back of his neck. OMG! I know a whole lot of worse things than that. And she didn't tip me because of it. Like a had control over what happened. Good god.

Way off topic: How do you know that's why she didn't tip? Did she tell you? I'm just curious. :)

[Lenfantdefleur]

Sorryi went off topic. Well she told me out right. It doesn't really matter.

[mephistopheles]

If she thinks it's pornographic, she should shove it up her arse.

Agreed :lol: