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Fluoxetine
April 28th, 2008, 02:00 AM
State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state. Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like "Truck Nutz" and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.



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Eh?!?!?! :giggle:
la tortuga
April 28th, 2008, 02:11 AM
haha we have those ALL OVER THE PLACE here...

I wouldn't mind not seeing them but I don't see why they should ban them.
Bettie
April 28th, 2008, 02:13 AM
Car bollocks?? That's some weird shit. We just have those fake arms that hang out of the back.
Fluoxetine
April 28th, 2008, 02:35 AM
How can it be offensive? To who? Is some senator getting aroused due to some autoerotica and has decided to curb his fetish by banning them all so he can have his all to himself?

I do find this strange.
AutumnWitchie
April 28th, 2008, 10:20 AM
Don't they have better things to do in the government i Florida than worry about something so petty? Taxpayers' money at work!
SphinYote
April 28th, 2008, 10:32 AM
Maybe they should designate someone to round up and castrate those randy vehicles.

Or maybe someone should start producing car vaginas...after all, those trucks are probably getting frustrated....

:bigredgri
Astara Seague
April 28th, 2008, 10:35 AM
wow! now that truly surprises me especilly that it is Florida that is doing it, Id think my lovely state would be the first to try that one


:TUtah by the way :uhhuhuh:
la tortuga
April 28th, 2008, 02:22 PM
haha yes well we hardly need to be worried about the "car peen" mentality... if you're going to go around worried about the truck balls... then why aren't you getting mad about those guys who have their truck SO jacked up I'd need a ladder to get into it?
mephistopheles
April 29th, 2008, 10:56 AM
We just have those fake arms that hang out of the back.

:rollingla

Omg I want one :lol:
Fluoxetine
April 29th, 2008, 11:09 AM
You want a fake arm?
Meadhbh
April 29th, 2008, 03:02 PM
We don't have those there. How vaguely creppy.