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aluokaloo
April 30th, 2008, 01:08 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html?eref=ib_topstories


this kid doesn't just need a reality check! he needs a reality *****slap! what a loon!
Caitlin.ann
April 30th, 2008, 01:08 PM
Wow..thats so horrible that upon reading the headline I couldn't help but laugh.

Oh my..what are we heading towards?
mephistopheles
April 30th, 2008, 01:16 PM
Does the fact that I"m cracking up over here make me a horrible person? :lol: I think natural selection just may be working :thumbsup:
aluokaloo
April 30th, 2008, 01:23 PM
Does the fact that I"m cracking up over here make me a horrible person? :lol: I think natural selection just may be working :thumbsup:

naaah! he didn't get to do it. so it's perfectly funny! if he'd pulled it off well I'm glad he didn't! this kid's gonna keep headshrinks up to their ears in vacation money for years to come.:T
mephistopheles
April 30th, 2008, 01:24 PM
naaah! he didn't get to do it. so it's perfectly funny! if he'd pulled it off well I'm glad he didn't! this kid's gonna keep headshrinks up to their ears in vacation money for years to come.:T

Get a few cruises out of him :thumbsup:
Brightshores
April 30th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Killing Jesus? Er....right.. Good luck with that. :wtf:

In all seriousness, the kid is clearly a danger to himself and others. He should be in a secure psychiatric facility for the foreseeable future.
Gwyddyon
April 30th, 2008, 01:46 PM
Well, if the kids has to turn into a psychopath, at least he's aiming high. Eh? Eh?:hahugh:
Caitlin.ann
April 30th, 2008, 01:50 PM
Why Jesus. Couldn't he have aimed just a little higher than Jesus? I don't recall Zeus ever having to die or anything in order to "save" his flock.
Gwyddyon
April 30th, 2008, 02:03 PM
Why Jesus. Couldn't he have aimed just a little higher than Jesus? I don't recall Zeus ever having to die or anything in order to "save" his flock.

On the other hand, who would you rather fight? Jesus? Zeus? Thor, perhaps?

I think Jesus is the safe bet. Unless there's a nearsighted paraplegic dwarf in the Egyptian pantheon that I'm forgetting.
Lenfantdefleur
April 30th, 2008, 02:22 PM
This boy needs help. Maybe he needs to be exercised i don't know. I have a friend who is a teacher and she told me that her 7 year old student said that he wanted to kill her. It's kind of disturbiing when you hear stuff like that.
mephistopheles
April 30th, 2008, 02:26 PM
On the other hand, who would you rather fight? Jesus? Zeus? Thor, perhaps?

I think Jesus is the safe bet. Unless there's a nearsighted paraplegic dwarf in the Egyptian pantheon that I'm forgetting.


That might be a safer first try :lol:
aluokaloo
April 30th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Why Jesus. Couldn't he have aimed just a little higher than Jesus? I don't recall Zeus ever having to die or anything in order to "save" his flock.

I dunno about you, but I sure wouldn't wanna pick a fight with Zeus!
Caitlin.ann
April 30th, 2008, 11:46 PM
Rofl okay you all give good points. :p
NefertSatSekhmet
May 1st, 2008, 05:44 AM
On the other hand, who would you rather fight? Jesus? Zeus? Thor, perhaps?

I think Jesus is the safe bet. Unless there's a nearsighted paraplegic dwarf in the Egyptian pantheon that I'm forgetting.

Well, I don't think Bes is nearsighted or parapalegic, but he IS a dwarf. And a pretty fearsome one at that. LOL
Fluoxetine
May 1st, 2008, 05:49 AM
Well, I don't think Bes is nearsighted or parapalegic, but he IS a dwarf. And a pretty fearsome one at that. LOL

Them low blows dwarfs do really hurt. so yes, Jesus is a very safe bet.
Fluoxetine
May 1st, 2008, 06:46 AM
I posted this on a MA forum and someone said "What happens if he does kill Jesus?" Where would Jesus go?

Now that question would confuse him with the shrinks.
Infinite Grey
May 1st, 2008, 06:55 AM
Damn ambiguous article! I wanted to know why he wanted to kill Jesus.
Aidron
May 1st, 2008, 07:01 AM
Don't slit your wrist or put a pistol in your mouth, oh no. Take out hundreds, if not thousands of other people with you all because you want to die and go pimp slap Jesus upside his head until he's dead.

Oh no. Cause that would be anything less than the utter genius this is.



Give the kid his wish. Kill him and send him off to go find 'Jesus'.
Aidron
May 1st, 2008, 07:02 AM
Damn ambiguous article! I wanted to know why he wanted to kill Jesus.

So that he can then inherit his throne? I mean, why else would you want to kill Jesus?
Infinite Grey
May 1st, 2008, 07:08 AM
So that he can then inherit his throne? I mean, why else would you want to kill Jesus?

For his stylish diaper gear?


http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jesus.jpg
Aidron
May 1st, 2008, 07:11 AM
For his stylish diaper gear?

Well duh. Who wouldn't like 12 kinds of fine and sexy in that?

Excluding me, who is already 12 kinds of fine and sexy and needs no improvement.
Infinite Grey
May 1st, 2008, 07:21 AM
Well duh. Who wouldn't like 12 kinds of fine and sexy in that?

Excluding me, who is already 12 kinds of fine and sexy and needs no improvement.

I don't know about you, but I think I need a little personal time. :giggle:



http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c317/vishnuneptune/diaper.jpg
Stormwt
May 1st, 2008, 07:39 AM
What on earth made him beleive that? And how can you kill somone who's already dead?!!!