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aluokaloo
May 10th, 2008, 09:15 AM
this is a crafty little turd! My kid would be so grounded! Check out the excuse he made to try and disguise his appearance

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm



A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.







:hehehehe: Oh I'd say he's politician material alright.

Raxeph
May 10th, 2008, 09:27 AM
Well, he was clever enough to plan that scheme and think it all up... but was not wise enough to see what a bad idea that was. He's definitely not getting a trip to Disneyland now. :smileroll Oh, what a stupid kid.

aluokaloo
May 10th, 2008, 09:42 AM
ohhhh boy. Why on earth would the kid go after hookers of all things?

Raxeph
May 10th, 2008, 09:57 AM
Well, if I was as stupid yet as crafty as him, I would do it for the lulz. Though I think it's more likely he did it because he thinks hookers are really really cool. Like Halo. :weirdsmil

Against The Tide
May 10th, 2008, 10:27 AM
He is friggin legend.. worst dad ever, best revenge stunt ever.

One thing though... when he hits 15-16 and realises he spent all that time with hookers and not getting any... He's going to cry so badly :)

Terra Mater
May 10th, 2008, 11:26 AM
He is friggin legend.. worst dad ever, best revenge stunt ever.

One thing though... when he hits 15-16 and realises he spent all that time with hookers and not getting any... He's going to cry so badly :)

Are you kidding? Dad's a lawyer, kid's looking for attention from dad and wants to be a politician.

He'll just snag dad's card again and tell dad that if he cannot have dad's attention he can at least enjoy dad's money.

TheWomanMonster
May 10th, 2008, 11:30 AM
Wish I'd thought of this when my Dad forgot my birthday, my graduation, my wedding... etc...

I have to say the revenge stunt was over the top, but hell... it makes for entertaining news. And I wager that Daddy is wrapped around this tyke's finger now. Haha.

pawnman
May 10th, 2008, 11:44 AM
He's got the makings of a great politician...spending other people's money on hookers, then making up lies to cover for it.

Stormbeard
May 10th, 2008, 11:50 AM
Holy shit that's amazing.

CoolJ
May 10th, 2008, 11:54 AM
Pimp 4 life.

Shawn Blackwolf
May 10th, 2008, 11:58 AM
He is friggin legend.. worst dad ever, best revenge stunt ever.

One thing though... when he hits 15-16 and realises he spent all that time with hookers and not getting any... He's going to cry so badly :)

I never played video games...but...I don't agree...

"Hookers ? Oh , yeah , anyone can have sex with a hooker...
Me ? Oh , yeah , I just rented two high priced ones , to look
at , and play Xbox with..."

...:thumbsup:...

Nitefalle
May 10th, 2008, 06:49 PM
I want to know what kind of motel he checked in to because last I checked, you not only needed a valid credit card to check in, but a valid ID as well!! It didn't say anything about a fake ID used to check in to the motel. Telling hookers you're circus midgets or carnies is one thing, but I still can't believe that everyone believed they were of age.

Glowy
May 10th, 2008, 06:57 PM
agreed- You can not get a hotel with out some sort of ID stating you are 18 in the midwest.

Shawn Blackwolf
May 10th, 2008, 07:02 PM
I want to know what kind of motel he checked in to because last I checked, you not only needed a valid credit card to check in, but a valid ID as well!! It didn't say anything about a fake ID used to check in to the motel. Telling hookers you're circus midgets or carnies is one thing, but I still can't believe that everyone believed they were of age.

Nice to see you , Nitefalle :

Okay...think about it...online reservations...kid shows up...
has personal ID...Dad made reservations , had some things
come up , and dropped him off , while he saw a client for
a court case...I mean if the kid came up with the undersized
discrimination thing , he probably bullied the clerk , with
the threat of a lawsuit , if he did not let him , and his friend
wait for Dad , in his room...pre - rented...by a lawyer...

Probably gave them Dad's business card , with a faked note...:uhhuhuh:

Glowy
May 10th, 2008, 07:08 PM
Nice to see you , Nitefalle :

Okay...think about it...online reservations...kid shows up...
has personal ID...Dad made reservations , had some things
come up , and dropped him off , while he saw a client for
a court case...I mean if the kid came up with the undersized
discrimination thing , he probably bullied the clerk , with
the threat of a lawsuit , if he did not let him , and his friend
wait for Dad , in his room...pre - rented...by a lawyer...

Probably gave them Dad's business card , with a faked note...:uhhuhuh:
Damn! You are good.. this is why I could never get away with anything!!

Shawn Blackwolf
May 10th, 2008, 07:12 PM
Damn! You are good.. this is why I could never get away with anything!!


...:lol:...

Thanks...I got away with a few things , myself , when
I was a young lad...high IQ , rather ballsy , polite ,
well bred...( manipulative , when necessary )...:thumbsup:

Check out the Parents / Gangs thread...:uhhuhuh:

aluokaloo
May 10th, 2008, 08:44 PM
hahahaha! apparently all those people who gripe about video game addictions can take that! Apparently video games saved the kid from possible stds. :lol:

WynterWynd
May 10th, 2008, 09:01 PM
Why the hell did you rent two hookers?

Cause Halo is better as a four-way!

:lol: Little b@stard.......so messed up, but too funny

Nox_Mortus
May 10th, 2008, 09:55 PM
this kid is my new hero.

WynterWynd
May 10th, 2008, 10:07 PM
I can't figure, if he had Dads credit line....why not upgrade his game system while he was at it:lol:

Rowan Darkmoon
May 11th, 2008, 01:05 AM
WOW!! That is totally horrible and awesome at the same time. :rotfl:

Esmella
May 12th, 2008, 09:50 AM
Hahah...Well, that is different...
:kooky: I wonder what the mother thought of the whole thing...

aluokaloo
May 12th, 2008, 09:32 PM
this kid is soooo cool! and sooooo retarded all at once! :rotfl:

Bettie
May 12th, 2008, 09:35 PM
That's totally ****ed.... yet brilliant as well. I'm in awe of that kid.

Garm
June 1st, 2008, 06:11 PM
Well at least stealing his fathers credit card lets dad off the hook legally

One woman, who son was blackmailing her with threats of suicide, wasn't so lucky

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/valleyindependent/news/s_566262.html

Louisvillian
June 3rd, 2008, 02:52 AM
this is a crafty little turd! My kid would be so grounded! Check out the excuse he made to try and disguise his appearance

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm


Wow. Just...freaking wow. :giggle:
Kid is simultaneously a genius and a retard at the same time.


They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
I don't know what more screwy: the fact that a kid that young thought of such a crafty thing, or that the stupid whores bought it. :hehehe:

Cloaked Raven
June 3rd, 2008, 01:45 PM
Sounds like something my brother would have done at that age! :hehehehe: (No offense, bro!)