Man almost loses penis humping steel bench

[aluokaloo]

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-penis-humping-steel-bench/?takeit


8O:hehehe: :lmao: :rotfl:

[orangeconey]

Wow...I feel bad for the poor guy, he musta been hard up....

:giggle:

[Flaire-FireStar]

Good grief. :lol:


Wow...I feel bad for the poor guy, he musta been hard up....

:giggle:

Orange: :alol:

[Djiril]

Wow! And that guy who superglued his hand to a table-sized slab of petrified wood thought he was embarrassed!

[Caitlin.ann]

Wow.. lol.

[Brightshores]

_inabox_

Wtf?

[Jezibaba]

_inabox_

Wtf?

I second that!

[Serendipity]

Better a steel bench than an unwilling human. *shrug*

[Aoibheal]

How desperate do you need to be when you think to yourself, "man that bench is sexy..." or "I am so horny I could screw a bench!"?

[Gareth]

:foh:
Worst than that idiot who tried to have sex with a picnic table.

Sometimes some perverted ideas go through your head.
Now granted, as a man, mine always consisted of myself and my wife.{no I'm not lying! ;)}

Am I wrong in thinking that these inanimate objects are not worth the time?
Or are they? :heybaby:

What do I know?

[evergreen]

How desperate do you need to be when you think to yourself, "man that bench is sexy..." or "I am so horny I could screw a bench!"?

I was wondering the same thing. :lol:

[Philosophia]

Its the way they wink their holes that always gets some people hot and bothered.

[twinkletwinkle]

that is just not right. Imagine being that hard up (so to speak) and then having it turn out that way. What a bad day...

[Glowy]

wow.

[Dr. K]

Maybe the bench had it coming, I mean you never know.....

[ErinTheWitch]

:giggle: :giggle:That's so messed up!

[yarrow_elfglow]

wow.............just wow

[Toby Stimpson]

and this is why there is a law in florida that makes it illegal to molest a Garbage can... people who have wild fantasies about inanimate metal objects *shakes head*

I wodner if he thought the bench was a female robot?

[Fencai]

That's too funny!!!

but it is sad to say that I know someone who has fantasies about toasters!

[mephistopheles]

:rollingla

what the hell is the world coming to?

[Xander67]

well of course he picked a steel bench. He didn't want to tango with a wooden bench because he knew he could possibly get splinters.. :T

[Artiste-LiLi]

Ok...having read the article and looked at the pictures........................................


Those are some pretty SMALL HOLES..........I feel sorry for the guy..I mean..really...if its so small it will fit into one of *those* holes.......................

...........well, maybe there was a "need" for him to find the bench appealing; maybe he couldn't get another date? Women took one look and laughed? Said you've got to be kidding? or "go find a bench"?

There was a similar story here in the states about a guy and his back patio metal picnic table...something about him and the umbrella hole.......................

[Heart of All]

Those are some pretty SMALL HOLES..........I feel sorry for the guy..I mean..really...if its so small it will fit into one of *those* holes.......................


I got the impression that he put it in when it was still flaccid, and then when it became erect the blood got trapped. So I don't think he was necessarily that small...

(I only guess that because my brother used to work at a juvenile detention center and this happened to one of the boys who put it in the grates beneath his mattress.)

[aluokaloo]

Ok...having read the article and looked at the pictures........................................


Those are some pretty SMALL HOLES..........I feel sorry for the guy..I mean..really...if its so small it will fit into one of *those* holes.......................

...........well, maybe there was a "need" for him to find the bench appealing; maybe he couldn't get another date? Women took one look and laughed? Said you've got to be kidding? or "go find a bench"?

There was a similar story here in the states about a guy and his back patio metal picnic table...something about him and the umbrella hole.......................

could be could be:uhhuhuh:.

[Ariste]

I got the impression that he put it in when it was still flaccid, and then when it became erect the blood got trapped. So I don't think he was necessarily that small...

(I only guess that because my brother used to work at a juvenile detention center and this happened to one of the boys who put it in the grates beneath his mattress.)

Now I've only ever seen a couple penises, but I don't think any of them would fit through those holes even limp. I mean like those are the size of your big toe. If that.

[Heart of All]

Sure they're really small, but I bet you could stuff it in there if you tried.

Besides that, I heard on the Discovery Channel that the smaller the limp penis the bigger it gets when it's erect...:hehehehe:

[Artiste-LiLi]

Sure they're really small, but I bet you could stuff it in there if you tried.

Besides that, I heard on the Discovery Channel that the smaller the limp penis the bigger it gets when it's erect...:hehehehe:

After many years working in the O.R. and a wild and misspent youth....I can honestly say.....................ummm No. :toofless:

Some are, some aren't....some are small no matter their state of excitement or lack thereof...some are small despite their state of excitement and are even smaller when not aroused and some that are small when flaccid will surprise the heck out of you when they are erect.

Like all else in this world..they come in many shapes and sizes and some will amaze you while others will not.:giggle:

[Artiste-LiLi]

Sure they're really small, but I bet you could stuff it in there if you tried.


Ummmm.....owwww????????????? :giggle:

[Glowy]

After many years working in the O.R. and a wild and misspent youth....I can honestly say.....................ummm No. :toofless:

Some are, some aren't....some are small no matter their state of excitement or lack thereof...some are small despite their state of excitement and are even smaller when not aroused and some that are small when flaccid will surprise the heck out of you when they are erect.

Like all else in this world..they come in many shapes and sizes and some will amaze you while others will not.:giggle:



:rollingla:rollingla

[Clair de la Lune]

:hehehehe:*I just wondered what the umbrella was for??????*:bow:

He apparently was pleasuring his toes as well? They looked stuck there to me too...:T

Poor guy, seriously needs some companionship....:giggle: I mean 'human' companionship!

[Clair de la Lune]

It looks like a cheese grater!:T

[Cloaked Raven]

:lol: Oh my stars, I don't want to know what was going through this guy's mind when he did this....

I mean, it's a STEEL BENCH!!! He could have did it with a fur coat or something! At least the fur is soft and it won't pull a Lorena Bobbit on you! DUH.................

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[KageMori]

lol! i feel sorry for the guy but that was just too funny. why the heck would anyone want to have sex with a steel bench?!