Man banned for noisy sex w/ girlfriend

[Fluoxetine]

A man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home in the UK because of their noisy sex sessions.
A court has barred 32 year old Adam Hinton from being within 100 metres of 29 year old Kerry Norris' apartment after hearing about complaints from the neighbours.
Residents had complained about thumping music, banging headboards, and screamed obscenities.


http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/4907226


Just be glad it is only in the UK Bettie:giggle:

[Bettie]

:lol:

I particularly like the bit about the 'screamed obscenities' - maybe they're just, y'know, married?

[TygerTyger]

It's just another case of jealousy winning the day!

:hehehehe:

[Fluoxetine]

Or she is shouting for him to get off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79-h90

[Bettie]

Or she is shouting for him to get off.



Sounds more like she was HELPING him get off...:hehehe:

[TygerTyger]

Sounds more like she was HELPING him get off...:hehehe:

:rollingla

[Wolf O Volos]

Honestly... I could see it being an issue of he was that loud and obnoxious were he all alone... but ummm... Its SEX folks... :2G:

I knew the Brits were a bit... retentive... but come ON!

[Bettie]

Honestly... I could see it being an issue of he was that loud and obnoxious were he all alone... but ummm... Its SEX folks... :2G:

I knew the Brits were a bit... retentive... but come ON!


QFT. Quiet sex is boring. :hehehehe:

[Wolf O Volos]

You know... even Self gratification can be a bit .. noisy. LOL


*Singing in the Shower* anybody?

:rotfl:

[Fluoxetine]

You have never seen the people who live in these type of areas. Bit like the first lot in this vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svAcdwz4Kl0

[Wolf O Volos]

My ex is from St Albans. Fancies herself as massively posh. I *know* the mentality.

[Fluoxetine]

My ex is from St Albans. Fancies herself as massively posh. I *know* the mentality.

Damn. No wonder you are in Vegas. A St. Albans girl pretending to be posh? I pity thee kind sir.:weirdsmil

[Sitalique]

I thought that's what gags were for? To keep the noise level down ;)

[Fluoxetine]

Or she is screaming from all that gurning he does. It must scare her rotten seeing that.

Maybe that is why she moans a lot.

[Shawn Cameron]

Wow good thing its only in the UK... I wouldn't want to have to quiet down.

[TygerTyger]

I thought that's what gags were for? To keep the noise level down ;)

:rollingla

[Dr. K]

I thought that's what gags were for? To keep the noise level down ;)


:lol:

[Cloaked Raven]

You know... even Self gratification can be a bit .. noisy. LOL


*Singing in the Shower* anybody?

:rotfl:
:lol: Yeah, but having someone there with you is a LOT more fun if you ask me!!!!

:lol:

[WitchJezebel]

Okay, so just how loud were they being that they'd had a court order issued previously?

I lived downstairs from a guy who's girlfriend was a hardcore 'screamer'. I mean you didn't hear a peep out of him, but her? I swear if it wasn't for the fact that the bed was bouncing/squeaking above me I'd swear she was getting murdered. It was quite entertaining actually.

[TerminallyUnique]

:hehehehe: this is funny.

reminds me of a time when I lived in Canada and the fella downstairs was 'entertaining' another man in the shower.. You could hear everything through the vents :D I still wonder did they hear us busting ourselves laughing as we crouched beside the wall, doubt it, he never missed a stroke :lol:


Bettie said that quiet sex is boring.. I dissagree a bit, 'having' to be quiet in case you wake peoples very very close by is (a) very funny and (b) very difficult :D

:thumbsup:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

A court has barred 32 year old Adam Hinton from being within 100 metres of 29 year old Kerry Norris' apartment after hearing about complaints from the neighbours.
Residents had complained about thumping music, banging headboards, and screamed obscenities.

"In a duel with the court , regarding sexual noise with his
girlfriend , Adam Hinton drew his pistol at 101 meters ,
and fired"...future article...

I would make love with my lady at exactly 101 meters from
her apartment , with a microphone , and amplifier , and
Marshall speakers...

Just to spite them...:thumbsup:

[TerminallyUnique]

LOL, now that would be something!! :thumbsup:

[mayu]

oh good grief, *rolls eyes*

let them have thier fun.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

LOL, now that would be something!! :thumbsup:

Yeah...the orgasm heard around the world...long live a
tall stack of Marshalls !

Now if I can only find a beautiful , sexy , kinky woman ,
who orgasms at the top of her lungs...

Where is my old address book ?...:lol:

[twinkletwinkle]

QFT. Quiet sex is boring. :hehehehe:

:lol:

For me quiet sex isn't necessarily boring ...
But when it's NOT quiet, there's definitely no question of my boredom...

[Terra Mater]

An official said, "She is a classic nightmare neighbour," insisting the case was not about sex. "It's about allowing your neighbours to have a normal decent life without being disturbed."
Norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet.

Once she got the first warning she should have invested in his and her ball gags. That would have muffled the noise and added some real spice.:hehehe:

[Cassie]

Yeah...the orgasm heard around the world...long live a
tall stack of Marshalls !

Now if I can only find a beautiful , sexy , kinky woman ,
who orgasms at the top of her lungs...

Where is my old address book ?...:lol:

Oooooh
Shawwwn!

[Dr. K]

A court has barred 32 year old Adam Hinton from being within 100 metres of 29 year old Kerry Norris' apartment after hearing about complaints from the neighbours.
Residents had complained about thumping music, banging headboards, and screamed obscenities.

"In a duel with the court , regarding sexual noise with his
girlfriend , Adam Hinton drew his pistol at 101 meters ,
and fired"...future article...

I would make love with my lady at exactly 101 meters from
her apartment , with a microphone , and amplifier , and
Marshall speakers...

Just to spite them...:thumbsup:

Maybe they should just move in together, can the court ban him from his own home?

[aranarose]

I'd be in serious trouble. I was quite loud this afternoon. :D Loud enough that my neighbor gave my husband a "Way to go," and thumbs up when he was leaving...

I wonder, though, what other kind of noise she was making that the neighbors decided to complain?

[Dr. K]

I'd be in serious trouble. I was quite loud this afternoon. :D Loud enough that my neighbor gave my husband a "Way to go," and thumbs up when he was leaving...

I wonder, though, what other kind of noise she was making that the neighbors decided to complain?

:lol:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Oooooh

Shawwwn!



That is a very good beginning , Cassie...:thumbsup:

Now...let us practice again...repetition , with variation
on the theme , and greater inspiration , please...:lol:

Can you crack a glass this time ?...:boing:...8O

[Cassie]

That is a very good beginning , Cassie...:thumbsup:

Now...let us practice again...repetition , with variation
on the theme , and greater inspiration , please...:lol:

Can you crack a glass this time ?...:boing:...8O
Oh yes...

Yes...

YES...

YES...

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES


...OOOOHH.... Y E A H S S S S!!!!!!!!!

:abbed::abbed::abbed:


Aaahhh..... :smoke:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Oh yes...

Yes...

YES...

YES...

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES


...OOOOHH.... Y E A H S S S S!!!!!!!!!

:abbed::abbed::abbed:


Aaahhh..... :smoke:

A Three Bed Orgasm...hmmm...this could get very , very ,
interesting...I am pleasantly afraid you shattered windows , in
every building from here , to London , though...

I wonder if Lords of London has an insurance policy , dealing with
destruction of property due to orgasms ?

Shall we continue , or do you need a rest ?

...:lol:...:mmm:...:bigredgri...

[sarabethv]

Everyone here seems to be on the side of the noisy sex partners. I gotta say, I'm not.

I was living in an apartment complex where hearing the neighbors both beside and above me was common. Normally, I didn't care all that much, at least the couple on the side were quick. However, the people above me seemed to be trying out for the Olympic sex team.

They kept at it for what seemed like ages, (I actually checked the clock once and with a break now and then it went on for over 3 hours) and tried to outdo themselves each time for screaming orgasms, yelled instructions etc.

At the time, the grand daughters were living with me. One was 6 and one was around 6 months. Now, the 6 year old had to get up at 6 am to get ready to go to school, the baby of course had to also get up since you can't leave a 6 month old home alone while taking the other to school.

You guys getting the picture here?

At least three times a week, those ***holes woke up both children and kept them up for several hours. I got called by the school principal because the older girl was falling asleep in class. The baby was cranky and cried all day.

In fact, the older one tended to think that scary monsters were trying to break through the ceiling to get her, thus producing nightmares.

So while "isn't it awesome to have loud obnoxious sex to prove to ALL the neighbors just how awesome we are at sex," might appeal to most people, I'm just not impressed.

No one really NEEDS to scream, yell obsenities, slam their partner into the wall or headboard.

If you are the type that enjoys that, then don't live in an apartment, and if you have your own house, invest in insulation so that the neighbors don't share your sex life.

[Fluoxetine]

If you are the type that enjoys that, then don't live in an apartment, and if you have your own house, invest in insulation so that the neighbors don't share your sex life.

would that be before of after we install the CCTV and get a domain name? :toofless:

[Wolf O Volos]

Once she got the first warning she should have invested in his and her ball gags. That would have muffled the noise and added some real spice.:hehehe:

Hasn't this guy ever heard of a pillow?
*ponders*

[Dr. K]

Everyone here seems to be on the side of the noisy sex partners. I gotta say, I'm not.

I was living in an apartment complex where hearing the neighbors both beside and above me was common. Normally, I didn't care all that much, at least the couple on the side were quick. However, the people above me seemed to be trying out for the Olympic sex team.

They kept at it for what seemed like ages, (I actually checked the clock once and with a break now and then it went on for over 3 hours) and tried to outdo themselves each time for screaming orgasms, yelled instructions etc.

At the time, the grand daughters were living with me. One was 6 and one was around 6 months. Now, the 6 year old had to get up at 6 am to get ready to go to school, the baby of course had to also get up since you can't leave a 6 month old home alone while taking the other to school.

You guys getting the picture here?

At least three times a week, those ***holes woke up both children and kept them up for several hours. I got called by the school principal because the older girl was falling asleep in class. The baby was cranky and cried all day.

In fact, the older one tended to think that scary monsters were trying to break through the ceiling to get her, thus producing nightmares.

So while "isn't it awesome to have loud obnoxious sex to prove to ALL the neighbors just how awesome we are at sex," might appeal to most people, I'm just not impressed.

No one really NEEDS to scream, yell obsenities, slam their partner into the wall or headboard.

If you are the type that enjoys that, then don't live in an apartment, and if you have your own house, invest in insulation so that the neighbors don't share your sex life.

In all honesty while this story is funny I agree with you. Its really not right to disturb others with what should a private act of love and affection. I think in the end the guy and girl in this story both need to grow up and realize that they are not the only people on the planet, even if they would like to be. :thumbsup:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

In all honesty while this story is funny I agree with you. Its really not right to disturb others with what should a private act of love and affection. I think in the end the guy and girl in this story both need to grow up and realize that they are not the only people on the planet, even if they would like to be. :thumbsup:

I disagree wholeheartedly with you , and Sarabeth V...

I was just at Harbin Hot Springs...and awoke to the wonderful
sounds of two lovers , fully enjoying themselves , for two hours...

In Japanese , no less...:lol:

Children around ?

You betcha ! No one complained...I lived in communes , have
been at gatherings , fairs , and events , with and without the
children...this is a natural act , to be fully celebrated , in any
way any two , or more people desire...

( although solo can be interesting )

If one wants to not hear those natural expressions of lust and
desire , for themselves , or their children , they should live in
a situation where they are not exposed to said sounds...:thumbsup:

Although that would not be my choice , for myself , or my
children...

And , as regards this quote :

No one really NEEDS to scream, yell obsenities, slam their partner into the wall or headboard.


Ummm...yes...some of us do...nothing to do with showing off...

Full enjoyment to the maximum... volume , style , and content...

And just three hours ???

Wimps !

...:bigredgri...

[RainInanna]

Everyone here seems to be on the side of the noisy sex partners. I gotta say, I'm not.
...
If you are the type that enjoys that, then don't live in an apartment, and if you have your own house, invest in insulation so that the neighbors don't share your sex life.

I am with you. When I was pregnant we lived in an apartment - we had the top of a house, while an older couple (I'm guessing late 50's) had the bottom, and I swear to f'n god, they kept us up every night of the damn week from about 1am right through to 4am. I don't know how many times we called the cops, had them served with warnings, and complained to the landlord, but it was a horrible, disgusting nightmare. They thought it was funny. I am sorry, I don't need to hear someone screaming for 3 hours a night every moldamn night of the week. If they want to do that shit they oughta stop renting apartments. It's plain, common moldamn decency, not me being uptight or jealous. Some of us have to work for a living and need to sleep.

If they hadn't been having sex no one would think it's ok for them to be screaming all night every night, disturbing their neighbours. I hope her moldamn uterus explodes.

[RainInanna]

If one wants to not hear those natural expressions of lust and
desire , for themselves , or their children , they should live in
a situation where they are not exposed to said sounds...:thumbsup:



Yes, I would've damn well liked to, except nobody put "horrible, screaming neighbours" in the rental ad. Strangely I wasn't aware my neighbours were assholes.

They were, however, so the onus was on THEM to do something about it.

The best I could do was leave a leather zipper mask in their mailbox.

[Against The Tide]

QFT. Quiet sex is boring. :hehehehe:

Never been gagged eh chickadee?

[Terra Mater]

Hasn't this guy ever heard of a pillow?
*ponders*
This woman has and still recommends ball gags for safety. Now, if you prefer having to do CPR on your partner after you accidentally smother them with said pillow, by all means go right ahead. Just please tell the cops and the EMS team to be quiet if you have to call them, some of us have to get up for work/school in the morning.:hehehe:

Interesting bit of trivia, primates only scream during sex when they are advertising for future partners. Primates happy with their partners do not scream during sex because they don't want to make the other primates jealous. :hehehe: