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Garm
August 22nd, 2008, 03:40 AM
Clifton police say they arrested two men dressed liked ninjas and armed with Asian martial arts weapons who said they were sending a warning to drug users.

Calling themselves "Shinobi warriors," the men wore black SWAT-type vests and carried knives, throwing stars, swords, nunchucks and a bow and arrows.

The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force.”

In the letter, the two men accused drug dealers and users of having “committed sin of passing impurity” to others and that the “wind guides us to those of impure heart and intent.”


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/21/national/main4369692.shtml

Infinite Grey
August 22nd, 2008, 03:48 AM
Thank you comic book culture! :thumbsup:

Raxeph
August 24th, 2008, 05:02 AM
"Shinobi warriors", eh? Was Joe Musashi with them? Were the drug dealers part of the Neo Zeed organisation? Or perhaps Union Lizard? :hehehehe: They should have had their Ninjitsu handy too...

Fluoxetine
August 24th, 2008, 05:35 AM
From someone who does Bujinkan ninjutsu, this is one of the most fun things we get to read about.

Makes you wonder if their throwing stars match up to Uzi Ryu.

Élistariel
August 24th, 2008, 11:34 AM
So where were the Boondock Saints during all of this?

Against The Tide
August 24th, 2008, 11:48 AM
These kids had the right idea, poor execution though.

Fluoxetine
August 26th, 2008, 05:06 PM
With $50 blades, they would find it hard to do anything right.

Against The Tide
August 26th, 2008, 07:45 PM
Why don't these kids come to me? I need young impressionable recruits.