Does size matter?

[Garm]

Three men were shot dead and two others critically wounded in a Durban tavern following an argument over the size of male genitals, police said on Thursday.

Superintendent Muzi Mngomezulu said the shooting took place at the Merseyside Restaurant and Bar at the Queensmead Mall in Durban's Umbilo suburb on Wednesday night.

Five people were arrested in the early hours of Thursday morning. Two of those arrested were found in possession of firearms, which police believe were the weapons used in the shooting.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=15&art_id=nw20080911122421198C156995

[Glowy]

is it worth killing someone- NO- Never!! Get over it boys... someone always has a faster bike-- car-- someone always has a better grade- job- connection-someone always has the hotter girl. Does it matter as me as a woman in the most crucial moment.... sorry but yes.



That said... there are alot of factors for women ... We all have different opinions.


the above situation sounds like a violent Jr. High gym shower on Drugs... so very sad.

[sarabethv]

Depends on HOW much bigger he was.

[Shanti]

Well guys that are actually going to get into a fight over their egotistical dreams, deserve to all have guns and blow each other to itsy bitsy pieces...then size may matter, the smaller the pieces... the easier to clean up the mess.:toofless:

[SSanf]

All together, I think this is a good thing. Hopefully some of the bullets landed in the afore mentioned genitalia. If so, they will not reproduce, thereby improving the over all quality of human breeding stock for the next generation. Folks, this is evolution at work as it should be.

[CheshireEyes]

sheeesh, who just whips it out, in my drunkest moments I wouldn't do that, and i've done some crazy crap in my day....

This is a very touchy subject, most guys just talk about it....but if i had a monster, I'd be in Cali doing porn....:bow:

[CheshireEyes]

is it worth killing someone- NO- Never!! Get over it boys... someone always has a faster bike-- car-- someone always has a better grade- job- connection-someone always has the hotter girl. Does it matter as me as a woman in the most crucial moment.... sorry but yes.





uh-oh , i'm in trouble then...:sniffsnif:rip::sadeyes:_inabox_:sadman:

[Garm]

uh-oh , i'm in trouble then...:sniffsnif:rip::sadeyes:_inabox_:sadman:

Not if you live in Durban

You can just shoot the competition

You might just have to, actually, before they shoot you

[CheshireEyes]

Not if you live in Durban

You can just shoot the competition

You might just have to, actually, before they shoot you

i'm a lover, not a fighter....:hahugh: .....hence the whole fantasy of a life in porn dream.....:hehehehe:

[Garm]

i'm a lover, not a fighter....:hahugh: .....hence the whole fantasy of a life in porn dream.....:hehehehe:

It's not a fight if you shoot them in the back

Besides do you really want to work in the same field as John Holmes or Peter North?

Would be enough to give the vast majority of men to hopeless feelings of inadequacies

[CheshireEyes]

It's not a fight if you shoot them in the back

Besides do you really want to work in the same field as John Holmes or Peter North?

Would be enough to give the vast majority of men to hopeless feelings of inadequacies

Oh, if I had the same equipment as John Holmes and Peter North, hells yeah....besides, maybe its like what they say, tv adds ten pounds, maybe tv also adds ten inches, lol...


I think this is what Glowy meant though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMvpP9Rq3t4

:cutie:

[Garm]

Oh, if I had the same equipment as John Holmes and Peter North, hells yeah....besides, maybe its like what they say, tv adds ten pounds, maybe tv also adds ten inches, lol...


I think this is what Glowy meant though:

:cutie:

Was it even a chick that wrote that song?

It's hard to believe unless she is like one of those virginal Catholic school girls who want to think they is bad for sneaking in to the washroom to pin up their hemlines before they stroll home

Like uh "short"?

I have it on reasonably good authority that that other sex is more impressed by circumference than length

[CheshireEyes]

Was it even a chick that wrote that song?

It's hard to believe unless she is like one of those virginal Catholic school girls who want to think they is bad for sneaking in to the washroom to pin up their hemlines before they stroll home

Like uh "short"?Dude, I met a girl once who was very specific about size, she refused to have sex with anyone who was less than a certain length....




I have it on reasonably good authority that that other sex is more impressed by circumference than length

then I'm safe *wipes brow*

[watersprite]

Size has it's qualities, I suppose, If you want to marry a walking penis. But I gotta tell ya, there's no room for brain cells in a tight situation.

[CheshireEyes]

Size has it's qualities, I suppose, If you want to marry a walking penis. But I gotta tell ya, there's no room for brain cells in a tight situation.

yeah, tell that to Glowy....:sadman:

hmmmmph!!!

I ask you, whatever happened to being another pretty face, at least there i shine.... _inabox_

[Glowy]

yeah, tell that to Glowy....:sadman:

hmmmmph!!!

I ask you, whatever happened to being another pretty face, at least there i shine.... _inabox_


Oh please, everyone knows I love you for your mind!!

[CheshireEyes]

Oh please, everyone knows I love you for your mind!!

yeah, cause i guess thats all i gots.... :heartbrea:sadeyes:

[Phoenix Blue]

If a guy's got a talented tongue, she won't be so concerned about the size of his duck.

[CheshireEyes]

THAT, i do have, sir.....:thumbsup:

[watersprite]

That's right, PB. AND it leaves more room for brain cells!

[la tortuga]

In reference to the OP, though, this is seriously Darwin Award of the week, no doubt.



If a guy's got a talented tongue, she won't be so concerned about the size of his duck.

:lol:

[CheshireEyes]

In reference to the OP, though, this is seriously Darwin Award of the week, no doubt.




:lol:

I must concur, violence is never the answer...

[smckim]

If a guy's got a talented tongue, she won't be so concerned about the size of his duck.
Wow you got that right! I'll tell you I've had form 91/2" down to 5"(so much for the Italian myths)LOL, but the best was not the biggest at all. It's like a boat... it could be a party boat, or it could be the Titanic! the captain has to know how to steer it if not well size won't help! Ladies, don't be shy about giving directions, in a sexy way!:thumbsup: Keep those boats afloat!

[CheshireEyes]

Wow you got that right! I'll tell you I've had form 91/2" down to 5"(so much for the Italian myths)LOL, but the best was not the biggest at all. It's like a boat... it could be a party boat, or it could be the Titanic! the captain has to know how to steer it if not well size won't help! Ladies, don't be shy about giving directions, in a sexy way!:thumbsup: Keep those boats afloat!

ah yes, motion of the ocean...know it well... _inabox_

[smckim]

ah yes, motion of the ocean...know it well... _inabox_

" Oh Captain my Captain":thumbsup:

[CheshireEyes]

" Oh Captain my Captain":thumbsup:

AHOY!....:bow:

[smckim]

AHOY!....:bow:

Is that an invite to ...come aboard ship:giggle:

[CheshireEyes]

well, I have to polish the cannons, can't have guests without everything being just right, then I could fire off some cannonballs...:giggle:

[ignescentphoenix]

well, I have to polish the cannons, can't have guests without everything being just right, then I could fire off some cannonballs...:giggle:



:rollingla

[CheshireEyes]

:rollingla

:bow:

[smckim]

well, I have to polish the cannons, can't have guests without everything being just right, then I could fire off some cannonballs...:giggle:

Fire away!:giggle: