Scott Hill
April 9th, 2009, 05:23 PM
Ok - sometimes I just hear stuff that makes me wonder how people can be so gullible. And I heard something like that a few months back.
The lady I used to work with is convinced that an alien spacecraft is, even now, hovering over the state of Arizona. More than this, the entire ship is exactly the size and shape of Arizona, so that the whole state lies in a shadow that most folks don't notice.
When I mentioned that such a ship would alter the earth's orbit, she seized upon the idea. She said something like, "Maybe that's why the weather keeps changing!"
Anyway, according to this lady, the ship is waiting for a certain date in the year 2012 to reveal itself and its peaceful mission to save the human race.
So I asked her who told her this story, and she was like, "It was the people who sold me this card!" (pulling out some business card). Then she told me how I could also join - for only $50 a year. She said it was a great society to belong to because, knowing about the Arizona alien conspiracy, they didn't have to follow any local state or federal laws.
I just had to share :weirdsmil. And, if it turns out to be true, you can spit-roast me right here on the site....
The lady I used to work with is convinced that an alien spacecraft is, even now, hovering over the state of Arizona. More than this, the entire ship is exactly the size and shape of Arizona, so that the whole state lies in a shadow that most folks don't notice.
When I mentioned that such a ship would alter the earth's orbit, she seized upon the idea. She said something like, "Maybe that's why the weather keeps changing!"
Anyway, according to this lady, the ship is waiting for a certain date in the year 2012 to reveal itself and its peaceful mission to save the human race.
So I asked her who told her this story, and she was like, "It was the people who sold me this card!" (pulling out some business card). Then she told me how I could also join - for only $50 a year. She said it was a great society to belong to because, knowing about the Arizona alien conspiracy, they didn't have to follow any local state or federal laws.
I just had to share :weirdsmil. And, if it turns out to be true, you can spit-roast me right here on the site....