Man injured after using nail clippers to circumsize himself

[memnoch]

wow

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529571,00.html?test=latestnews

[DaevaDE]

Okay seriously? Nail clippers..what in the world was he thinking?

I cant imagine how bad that must have hurt.

[la tortuga]

:eek: Uh, ew. That can't have been sanitary.

I swear, some people's kids... :goodgrief

[Sequoia]

*rendered speechless, with slack-jawed stare of horror*

[evergreen]

:blech: Besides hallucinogenic drugs, what would make someone in their right mind want to do that?!

[memnoch]

I've done hallucinogenic drugs and have never thought of mutilating my penis (not saying circumcision is mutilation, but taking clippers to one's manhood is).

[Laisrean]

Holy shit. I don't like it when they do it to babies either... :shaker:

God/nature put it there for a reason. Leave it alone!

[evergreen]

I've done hallucinogenic drugs and have never thought of mutilating my penis (not saying circumcision is mutilation, but taking clippers to one's manhood is).

Yeah, I would think it most cases it doesn't. But I mean, he had to be on something or he was mentally ill. I can't imagine anyone would do that just on a whim.

[aluokaloo]

well duh! my gods! what a freakin idiot! what was he possibly thinking???

[aluokaloo]

Okay seriously? Nail clippers..what in the world was he thinking?

I cant imagine how bad that must have hurt.

no kidding. my question is how could he possibly continue after the first few seconds of pain???

[aluokaloo]

on the bright side, at least he did it to himself and not anyone else...

[Cloaked Raven]

:geez: In the words of Daffy Duck, "What a maroon!!"

[Philosophia]

:lol:

[Trithemius]

Too bad he didn't manage to castrate himself in the process. He wouldn't have been able to contaminate the gene pool then.

[Catiana]

I guess they're going to have to start putting warning labels on nail clippers now.

"For use on finger and toe nails only, not for use on the penis"

[Kaltenia]

@_@ Holy crap, man!

"This is something we would advise men never to attempt."

:hehehe: There's a no brainer, you would think. LOL.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

I knew the British were kinky , but that is ridiculous...

Besides , due to size , most men would use shears , or
at least scissors...what was he packing to use nail clippers ?

[Laisrean]

:lol:

It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.

[Laisrean]

Too bad he didn't manage to castrate himself in the process. He wouldn't have been able to contaminate the gene pool then.

Do you realize how many snips it would take with a toenail clipper to snip off your own balls? :hairraise

In order to do something like that he'd have to be on some sort of dope or be like one of those kids on the talk shows who don't feel any pain and their parents have to keep watching them constantly so they don't gnaw off their fingers. I just can't fathom it.... plus you'd probably bleed to death long before you've completely castrated yourself.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

If she were that stupid...I would...every butterfly
must have wings...:smileroll


It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.

[Laisrean]

I knew the British were kinky , but that is ridiculous...

Besides , due to size , most men would use shears , or
at least scissors...what was he packing to use nail clippers ?

Well, considering this is Britain he probably had no other choice than to use nailclippers because all the knives and stuff over there are banned.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

S...c...i...s...s...o...r...s...:uhhuhuh:


Well, considering this is Britain he probably had no other choice than to use nailclippers because all the knives and stuff over there are banned.

[TheWomanMonster]

I take it he was not successful...

[Nicholas]

failure!

[alwaysfallingup]

I have to wonder about his motivation. Why would he do this? Did a lover dislike his natural look? Or was it just craziness or drug-induced? Totally bizarre.

[Lunar Raven]

It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.

I would..at the sheer stupidity of it. Why would anyone cut any part of themselves off...ack. Ouch!

I can't imagine doing that though...with nail clippers? Damn.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Just a cosmetic man - i - cure...*or not*...:bigredgri


I have to wonder about his motivation. Why would he do this? Did a lover dislike his natural look? Or was it just craziness or drug-induced? Totally bizarre.

[androgino]

If he was a real man then he would had used his teeth.

[Shawn Blackwolf]

You really sure if he could get in that position...

He would be *chewing* something off ?


If he was a real man then he would had used his teeth.

[Caitlin.ann]

Couldn't he have cut off the circulation to it somehow like they do on babies?

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Tie it with barbed wire...:uhhuhuh:


Couldn't he have cut off the circulation to it somehow like they do on babies?

[Nicholas]

Couldn't he have cut off the circulation to it somehow like they do on babies?


We're not talking about someone who is logical.

[Laisrean]

If anyone is wondering what those "natural casings" they use on hotdogs are made from, this thread topic offers a clue. :hairred:

[AWash85]

Too bad he wasn't going for a vasectomy...

[Cloaked Raven]

If anyone is wondering what those "natural casings" they use on hotdogs are made from, this thread topic offers a clue. :hairred:
:ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol: :ugh: :lol:

[androgino]

It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.

*shudders*

I second this, now.

[WokeUpDead]

Reminds of Nip/Tuck

[Shawn Blackwolf]

As I said , sure I would...

1. Close shave , dear...

2. Ummm...when I said I liked you bare , I did not
mean *that* close...

3. Is this a new trend ?

4. I believe you coined a new term..."labiaoctomy"...


It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.

[Morgane]

I've actually assisted with adult circumcisions as an out patient procedure...

I can't imagine he got very far with his DIY escapade...

[Phoenix Blue]

It isn't funny. I bet if this were a thread about a woman snipping off her labia you wouldn't be laughing.
Oh, of course it is. The guy's a moron and deserves to be laughed at.