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Philosophia
July 9th, 2009, 09:02 PM
'Pool got my daughter pregnant'

A Polish mum is suing an Egyptian hotel after claiming her daughter got pregnant using their mixed swimming pool.

From here (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html).

:lol:
Raven Reed
July 9th, 2009, 09:10 PM
:lol: Send it to MythBusters. They did an episode on a civil war bullet that supposedly went through a soldier's family jewels and hit a woman, getting her pregnant.
evergreen
July 9th, 2009, 09:11 PM
:wtf:

Jeez, she's only 13! No wonder her mother is trying to find any other reason besides the fact that her daughter is sexually active.

This reminds me so much of a movie I saw once... I wish I remembered the name of it!
Cloaked Raven
July 9th, 2009, 09:13 PM
:lol: Send it to MythBusters. They did an episode on a civil war bullet that supposedly went through a soldier's family jewels and hit a woman, getting her pregnant.
:uhhuhuh: I think they busted that myth too...

The article: :rollingla
Shawn Blackwolf
July 9th, 2009, 09:47 PM
I am afraid to say anything...

Due to MW policy , I am not allowed to make
a Polish , or any other ethnic joke...:smileroll
aluokaloo
July 10th, 2009, 09:11 PM
From here (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3394806.html).

:lol:

somebody smack this woman with a biology book! :veryweird
Brónach Druid
July 10th, 2009, 09:17 PM
:rotfl:
No comment. :gagged:
sparrowspirit
July 10th, 2009, 09:20 PM
LOL. wow. some people are silly.
kristadb
July 10th, 2009, 10:29 PM
My guess is someone is touching that kid who isn't in the peer-approved age...
Glowy
July 10th, 2009, 10:58 PM
a pool, is she sure it was not a toilet seat?:toofless:

joke aside.. that is kind of scary that the mother thinks that
HiccupingBat
July 10th, 2009, 11:06 PM
Yeah....

or there is always immaculate conception!

"well what do I do now?" "It's obvious, start a religion!"
Shawn Blackwolf
July 10th, 2009, 11:14 PM
"Last one in the pool is a fertilized egg" !

...:hahugh:...
TuathaSidhe
July 10th, 2009, 11:22 PM
wow...just....wow

I hope its not the case of her being forced, but at the same time..I cant help but say...damn women, you really think that? lol
kristadb
July 10th, 2009, 11:27 PM
wow...just....wow

I hope its not the case of her being forced, but at the same time..I cant help but say...damn women, you really think that? lol

I grew up being taught all kinds of weird sex things that were never dispelled until I discovered the internet in unversity. Things such as:

1. A man touching your panties could impregnant you if he had masturbated. Because, apparently, sperm can live forever and travel through cotton.

2. You are more likely to get pregnant when you are a teenager even if you wear a condon and use birth control.

3. You will get AIDS if you have sex outside of marriage.

4. Men are unable to control themselves.

5. A man's testicles can explode if you make out with him and don't have sex. That's why it's important to not make out with him.

I can keep going. These were things that the pastors and pastors' wives would tell us at youth meetings.
kristadb
July 10th, 2009, 11:29 PM
Oh! I forgot my favourite!

Letting a guy touch your breasts causes breast cancer.
Rudas Starblaze
July 11th, 2009, 02:03 AM
:lol:

*is imagining the next teen preggers headline*

"my daughter got pregnant from watching HBO"

:lol: :lol:
Xentor
July 11th, 2009, 05:37 AM
Of course it is possible. It'd require the pool be filled primarily with freshly-delivered semen, though, and I doubt the amount of men needed to live up to such a challenge would appreciate having to come at the same time. Maybe with brown paper bags on their heads, to avoid recognition?