Wanted: £50,000 a year witch

[Philosophia]

Wanted: £50,000 a year witch

A Somerset tourist attraction is advertising a £50,000 a year post for a witch to live in a cave.

Wookey Hole Caves, near Wells, is using the Job Centre to recruit someone to teach visitors about witchcraft and magic after its previous employee retired.

The successful applicant 'must be able to cackle', 'must not be allergic to cats' and will enjoy a pro rata salary of £50,000 working during school holidays and at weekends.

From here (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3393384.html?menu=news.quirkies).

Who wants the job?

[Rudas Starblaze]

i was actually asked if i was gonna apply for that today by one of the ladies i work... well, worked with now that im laid off. :lol:

[Cassie]

My C.V. is in the post! :lol:
Actually it's not far from me...

[Terra Mater]

If they pay for relocation as well, I would do it in a heartbeat.

[Xentor]

Too bad we're catlergic.

[miredsylph]

Ooooh, and I really love caves too...I wonder if I could get a work visa!!! Heeeheeeheee!:crazylaug

[aluokaloo]

i won't lie. its really tempting.

[Lunacie]

... only if they provide internet access ...

And I'd probably get fired rather quickly for deviating from the script of what they think wiches did/do.

[Terra Mater]

... only if they provide internet access ...

And I'd probably get fired rather quickly for deviating from the script of what they think wiches did/do.
Not me, for what they are paying I will cater to any sterotype they wish. :thumbsup:

[Glowy]

Put me in a pointy hat, I have a black cat and a broom.
That sounds like fun.

[evergreen]

i won't lie. its really tempting.

I thought the same thing. :lol:

Of course, do you live in the cave 24/7? And I don't really have the whole 'hag' looking going for me, you know, being only 17. I'm not sure I'm who they're looking for. :o