swear, its good for you

[memnoch]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,531977,00.html?test=latestnews

Apparently swearing helps build pain tolerance. Now that is some cool shit

[Shanti]

It saves lives too! I know swearing has helped keep me from killing a few people. :hahugh:

[Kaileena O'shea]

That cracked me up! Now I know that I have a good reason to swear I should do it more often....although i'm not sure I could get any more swear words into my daily conversations then I already do...something to think about *ggls*

[Whitewolf]

I swear all the time. It helps me relax and calm down.

[LavenderLady]

This totally works for me! I get to focus on the screaming and swear words. Kinda drowning out the pain.

[sarabethv]

They are really jerks about it at work and talk all the time about "being mindful" of our language, so I have gotten creative.
IE: Son of a salty dog fisherman
Two toed son of a sloth
persnikity dafodil dander

We no longer get "pissed" now me and my co-workers become "perturbed"or "get nettled."

Actually, its become quite a joke around our group to make up creative ways to express ourselves.

[Astara Seague]

not a surprise

[WynterWynd]

I always knew there was nothing wrong with my ****ing language..now I have proof:lol:

Woohooo....dirty words! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/VroomBroom/Smilies/bliss.gif

[Shawn Blackwolf]

In my own idiolectic way , I invoke maledictions ,
and imprecate , and place an anathema against any ,
and all , incult , and uncouth enough to elicit my
wrath...

( Feces riddled mold brained maggot mouthed malcreants )

However , utilizing sprachgefuhl , I find the particular
parlance to describe each sticky wicket , or parasite , that ,
or who , engenders my indignation...

( Niggling , picayune , ideophobiacs , I infect you with
kakorrhaphiophobia...may your obdurate hearts , and your
pathetic minds , marinate in yak manure , and vermin
swarm your dwellings )...

For , without the proper locution , particular to the situation ,
or personage , it would lack in ramification , and potentcy ,
and thus my words would fall by the wayside...

I encourage all who would execrate , or blaspheme , to expand
their vocabulary , and thus have more ammunition at their
disposal to decimate their opponent...

Greater satisfaction comes from knowing an imbecile must do
research to understand the insult , intended upon them...

Just sayin'...:smileroll

[WynterWynd]

:wtf:flippin show off!

:toofless:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

I believe you mean "ostentatious elucidation"...:bigredgri


:wtf:flippin show off!

:toofless:

[WynterWynd]

Yeah, your a pretentious exhibitionist:hahugh:

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Yes , perhaps...

Yet I have times I am succinct in my nomenclature ,
and deadly , and witty , in my metonymy...

( however , to insult one , you should know...you mean to say : "you're" )

[*oonagh*]

In my own idiolectic way , I invoke maledictions ,
and imprecate , and place an anathema against any ,
and all , incult , and uncouth enough to elicit my
wrath...

( Feces riddled mold brained maggot mouthed malcreants )

However , utilizing sprachgefuhl , I find the particular
parlance to describe each sticky wicket , or parasite , that ,
or who , engenders my indignation...

( Niggling , picayune , ideophobiacs , I infect you with
kakorrhaphiophobia...may your obdurate hearts , and your
pathetic minds , marinate in yak manure , and vermin
swarm your dwellings )...

For , without the proper locution , particular to the situation ,
or personage , it would lack in ramification , and potentcy ,
and thus my words would fall by the wayside...

I encourage all who would execrate , or blaspheme , to expand
their vocabulary , and thus have more ammunition at their
disposal to decimate their opponent...

Greater satisfaction comes from knowing an imbecile must do
research to understand the insult , intended upon them...

Just sayin'...:smileroll

a rose by any other name...

just sayin'

[Corvis Canis Latrans]

a rose by any other name...

just sayin'

:p Shakespeare was good at coming up with creative insults.....

[Corvis Canis Latrans]

So....this means the censorship of cuss words on MW is lifted, right? Since it interferes with our wellbeing to have them censored? :p

[*oonagh*]

for example:

Thou surly fly-bitten scut!
Thou fobbing scurvy-valiant nut-hook!
Thou beslubbering hell-hated horn-beast!
Thou spleeny rampallian bladder!
Thou pribbling tickle-brained lout!
Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Thou Crusty Botch Of Nature !

[Shawn Blackwolf]

Yet the commom insult doth occasionally suffice...

"Pray tell...how many churches do you supply with
candles , with the wax between your ears ?"

[TygerTyger]

As someone who suffers from periodic bouts of occasionally debilitating pain I could have verified the theory concerning the benefits of using expletives in response to such an occurrence without having to commission a university study!

:bastard:

[Kalena]

Yet the commom insult doth occasionally suffice...

"Pray tell...how many churches do you supply with
candles , with the wax between your ears ?"

That is most amusing :hahugh: