Academy of Sorcery

[Xeen]

I ran across this site by accident while looking for some (hopefully unique) BoS filler. Yeah I know I suck, but anyway...

I can't stop laughing.

http://www.academyofsorcery.com/

[Faery-Wings]

ooooooh, I want to be a Doomsayer.
*cackles loudly*

[Ardath kSheyna]

:eyebrow: don't tell me people are actually paying for this?

Get started today and get a FREE HEXAGRAM when you sign-up under
the Sorcery Apprenticeship level of study and secure Your spot right away!
*chuckles*

:money: Someone's out to make a quick buck....

[Ben Gruagach]

Gee, you'd think with all the "REAL magick" that the person running the site has at their disposal, they would have done a little charm to ensure they spelled things correctly.

Lots of amusing little typos in there. It really fills me with confidence that they will be able to teach accurate information about magick.

I also wonder how spending money for them to tell me about Aleister Crowley, the "Wickedest Man Alive" that they mentioned, will be better for me than reading Crowley's works myself. His stuff is freely available on the web all over the place.

Anyone who really has magick like this charlatan claims wouldn't be wasting time selling their secrets via a cheesy infomercial scam. They'd be living the high life with the luxuries afforded them by their magick, and would perhaps be giving the magick away for free if they were really about sharing the info with others.

I feel sorry for anyone who wastes their money on that scam. Their money would be better spent on any number of occult books available on the market right now.

[Grey]

- To know all things Past and Future in general.
- To know things appertaining unto the Future.
- To know things appertaining unto the Future.
- Things to happen in War.
- Things past and forgotten.
- Tribulations to come.
- Things propitious to come.


Hmm... seems kind of repetitive to me... *Shrug*

[Aine of the Fae]

:lol: I posted that one in here too. I found it when searching for something or other on google.

[Shugo]

This is a pretty blatant scam. Anyone this idiotic couldn't possibly be serious. The parts calling folk magic or "low" magic BS are evidence enough that this individual doesn't know what he's talking about. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in all my research, I've never heard of anyone claiming that theirs is the only magical system that actually works and all others are fake or "a set of watered-down rituals that simply show the user how to focus on his/her goals with the use of little poems (or spells if you will)." Excuse me, but I thought this was a system called folk magic? And calling it "how to focus on his/her goals with the use of little poems." seems not only to be an oversimplification, but really quite insulting to a powerful magical system that has been overcommercialised.

[dr_zeus440]

In the beginning this information was reserved for Kings, Priests and Profits - but times have changed

HAHAHAHAHAHA, gotta love those ironic mispellings.

[SilverClaw]

OMG it has reared its head again!!!:muwaha: I came across that site by doing a search as well but in my case itw as link that was on soemone elses site. It makes me shake my head and ask WHY?


Gee, you'd think with all the "REAL magick" that the person running the site has at their disposal, they would have done a little charm to ensure they spelled things correctly Heheheh that is true:muwaha:

[Ron]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, gotta love those ironic mispellings.
Kings, Priests and Profits!!!! LMFAO :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful: :colorful:

[Ron]

I think the site is based around the Keys etc of Solomon... nothing more, nothing less. I might be wrong, but Solomon's stuff isn't that well known in our "society" -- OO woot! "pagan society" ... I hereby dub this society, "societius paganus"

WOOT NOW WE ARE OFFICIAL!

[imperfectjoe]

That is to funny hat a crock of crap!!!!!i hope people arent paying for that :hrmm: